assholes in Singapore...

once again a near-perfect trip would have been perfect if it hadn't been ruined by the Singapore airport authorities...they suck at etiquette...they're Energizer bunnies who walk continuously even if they run against a brick wall....they're dumb and stupid and the ladies have fat asses like I've never ever seen in any elephant's bottom eveeeerrrrrrrrr HAHAHAHAHHA

anywayyyyyysss thank God I had no magnanimous fees for the excess luggage as I managed to parlay their attention to my charm and attention and bring it away from the Mango and white sneaker shopping bags which were expertly concealed in nondescript bags hahahaha so I saved a lot considering that I WHORED myself to malls, boutiques and footlockers this whole trip...shameless bitch that I am...hell i probably contributed to the Singapore economy more than any other being in two weeks' time than any other shopaholic har har....well except for those who buy ridiculous 4,000 US$ purses in one go...and they don't pay by cash anyway so it's totally classless HAHAHAHA oh my God

anyway internet in the airport is frigging cool I love it! hehehe except for those bastards who inspected my bags inside out and out came the fringes and fur and lace and nasty little whorish plastic concoctions so what the heck hahaha they probably had the shock of their lives considering they're stuck-up son-of-bitches, who do not probably recognize a dildo and a can of sardines because of their middle-of-the-road and boring lives hahahaha....poor things....and their assess oh my God! hahaha not even dark-coloured clothing could conceal the excess and cholesterol and gastronomic sins they have tucked under them hahahaha Pathetic!!!

Sorry for the ranting...am enjoying the internet in the Airport....ciao sexy and intellectual and handsome and dangerous and maniacal people who adore my temple of insanity and whoredom hehehe...

hugs, caresses, slobberings and slurpings.... hehehe....