cariCATchures :)

trip blogs rewritten, rearranged and retuned

i retuned (AND ALSO ADDED SOME PICTURES!:-) ) some of my trip blog entries so that they appear more organized and the pictures don't look like they are scattered all over the place like a mess when someone Ej*c*la*es on your stomach HAHAHAHHAHAHAH...

so just click on those links below and voila the new trip entries will unfold before you....a bit more presentable than before!

http://liisawinklergirl.blogspot.com/2007/06/images-of-hongkong.html

http://liisawinklergirl.blogspot.com/2007/06/singapictures.html

assholes in Singapore...

once again a near-perfect trip would have been perfect if it hadn't been ruined by the Singapore airport authorities...they suck at etiquette...they're Energizer bunnies who walk continuously even if they run against a brick wall....they're dumb and stupid and the ladies have fat asses like I've never ever seen in any elephant's bottom eveeeerrrrrrrrr HAHAHAHAHHA

anywayyyyyysss thank God I had no magnanimous fees for the excess luggage as I managed to parlay their attention to my charm and attention and bring it away from the Mango and white sneaker shopping bags which were expertly concealed in nondescript bags hahahaha so I saved a lot considering that I WHORED myself to malls, boutiques and footlockers this whole trip...shameless bitch that I am...hell i probably contributed to the Singapore economy more than any other being in two weeks' time than any other shopaholic har har....well except for those who buy ridiculous 4,000 US$ purses in one go...and they don't pay by cash anyway so it's totally classless HAHAHAHA oh my God

anyway internet in the airport is frigging cool I love it! hehehe except for those bastards who inspected my bags inside out and out came the fringes and fur and lace and nasty little whorish plastic concoctions so what the heck hahaha they probably had the shock of their lives considering they're stuck-up son-of-bitches, who do not probably recognize a dildo and a can of sardines because of their middle-of-the-road and boring lives hahahaha....poor things....and their assess oh my God! hahaha not even dark-coloured clothing could conceal the excess and cholesterol and gastronomic sins they have tucked under them hahahaha Pathetic!!!

Sorry for the ranting...am enjoying the internet in the Airport....ciao sexy and intellectual and handsome and dangerous and maniacal people who adore my temple of insanity and whoredom hehehe...

hugs, caresses, slobberings and slurpings.... hehehe....

i shall die!!!!

i'm so going to die of happiness!!!!!

I finally found the song which has been my theme song for a long time now!!!!

Listen to it, isn't it beautiful? and I know it sounds too mainstream but not a lot of mainstream people know it yet hahahahah

i'm insane...

i love you all!!!

singapictures :)

ok forgive me i have been in Singapore several times and this is the only time I have devoted an entry to pictures of the beautiful country which is my favorite in the world... so here are the places I managed to click on when I had the chance and I hope you all adore them...as much as I have this beautiful nation close to my heart :)

the beautiful view from my window....everyday LOL....

another view from the snakepit I live in LOL...

the first time I saw this red stationary bus I thought it was cute hehe so I snapped it the second time I had the chance to see it :)

i don't know what the name of this place is but this reeks of sneakers sneakers galooore LOL

yummmyyyyy....
slurrppp..........
oh my God I shall dieeeeeeee LOL....

la tour eiffel de Singapour....the best view of the country, oui? hahahaha...(joke....him a great pal of mine)

some malls around Orchard area...

guess what this nondescript and ordinary looking building is???? LOL

Bencoolen Hotel....

this woman I call "mother" cause she's the one who feeds me during lunchtime....

with this crap ...hahaha...joooooke...believe me they're deliciousss.....yummmyyy

of course this picture entry would not be complete without the big bad
winklergirl .....

and looking sooo chocolatey from walking around and playing the part of tourist hehehe.....

ciao people!!!

avian creature for sale....

the biggest trap I have created is my own...

whether it was set up with purpose or not, it seems that the bars of my own cage is stronger than steel, and as close to each other as molecules in a solid matter...an inescapable space...

I have often told myself, I am a person of many unbelievable qualities. I should be confident, firm and proud of myself...and yet not once in my life have I ever felt so inept, and incapable than little more than a few hours ago when realization struck me that I was enshrouded in a life that prevented me from enjoying the raw and natural me. In a serious conversation I found out that I was never really happy. I was never really free. I was living a caricature life. I was a drawing inside the four lines of a quadrilateral in an editorial. My life is one big boardgame. Every moment is a chessboard move. Calculated, unnatural, awkward and very stiff....governed by the machinations of rules and moves.

What is this Venus fly-trap I am in? It is unlike any wall I have ever faced. What kind of glass encases me that I can see and even appreciate the beauty, dynamism and positivity of others and yet I am unable to feel natural and let them feel that this is what I am?

In a world where masks are necessary to let the world know that we are not just mere pawns but also a character which has worth, significance and value, I am geisha. You will not recognize me because of the pallor of the paint that criss-crosses my face, the crimson hue that caresses my lips, and the comical shades that slices through my eyes.

My movements are the theatrical motions of Geppetto's creations....attached to every joint of my being are strings which are pulled by the selfish desires and wants of a cruel world. I will move with the dip of a forefinger or the tap of a thumb because the hands that move me are the hands of materialism, greed and distorted views of what is deemed beautiful and what is not.

I am not so special after all. I just realized it.

Burn in Hell scallawag!!!!

to the one who has been flagging my ads and trying to have them deleted as a result..

kiss my ass...your face sucks dick...you're a fat-ass, big bellied moroness (it's a SHE i have nothing against guys hehehe) who has been called a man with long hair HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

pathetic isn't it? but i am so FLATTERED though!!! because if she is flagging my ad and trying to have me deleted then i am certainly a worthy adversary because she is threatened and scared to hell because of what I possess and what she doesn't!!!! hahahahaha.....

to quote the great Allanah Starr, " I would not suck your dick bitch if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls."

Hahahahahahahahhaa

Siempre viva!!!!

a tonne of thank you's, an ounce of apology!

thank you to all the people who always take the time to visit my blog, read my entries and most of all WHO MAKE THEIR PRESENCE ACKNOWLEDGED by posting COMMENTS on my entries...

this temple of insanity has garnered a lot more followers than I would have anticipated! hahaha! please do spread the gospel of my hormonal imbalanced rantings by linking me to your blogs, websites and (as the cute bald guy in "The King and I" said) etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.....

and a small apology to all of you because i did not notice that the settings for the comments HAMPERED non gmail or blogspot members from posting a comment...BUT I HAVE CHANGED THAT! hehehe so now even if you don't register for an account with them YOU CAN NOW COMMENT, write and object and bitch and insult the wench that I am when you feel something is missing, inaccurate, biased, racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, anti-Christ, demonic, Gothic... etc., etc. etceteraaaaa hehehehe

hugs and kisses to you all!!!! I love you guys!
Liisa