I've been a frequenter on Facebook the past year or so and the fact that
it's so accessible from both my phones makes me skip silly and idle
chats and even sometimes emails...
I thought it might be a bit unique to whip up a compilation of my
silliest, most interesting, cerebral, outrageous, sublime facebook statuses.
I know ... it's so VAIN! haha! Please feel free to be outraged or insulted
should any of it dredge out your issues in life and if you must as a consequence
write a comment (OR LIKE which in facebook parlance means wanting to be
mum but remain relevant within someone's facebook social circle). And
to add a certain semblance to a real Facebook status I have indeed included
the like and comment tab hehehehe!
Most of these are of course original unless otherwise stated so.
Some of them will touch all sorta things that interest me as well as everyday
things that happen in my pathetic existence...:) I will start from the latest
down to the oldest...
(Please don't ask me what a facebook status is LOL)
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What an arcane game tennis is indeed. You don't lose in the first round of the French
Open to a Frenchwoman who's looking to retire soon and then proceed to demolish World
number 2 and world number 4 in the next Grand Slam that is Wimbledon a month later to
book a trip to the women's final...but then again if you're Serena Williams it wouldn't be
too strange a game hehehhe..
Every village needs an idiot...you happen to be our's!
I wonder why the new Mr Spiderman will always be Eduardo Saverin to me and not the
name of a silly cartoon tabby #weird
You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates!!!!!! - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
Rafa Nadal should work the angles of the court efficiently and go for down-the-line
shots more if he wants to maintain his rule as King of Roland Garros otherwise Djokovic's
steady and consistent shot-making, penetrating offense and phenomenal defensive game
will give him his Novak Slam in the final of the 2012 French Open... Forget the women's
championship tonight lol..this is the rivalry of the new decade!!!!
Looooooooooong queue at H and M for the launching of the Marni collection...wanted to
chime in but my God I've never been masochist enough to sleep all night in the middle of
Orchard Road!!!
High heels - if it ain't hurtin', it ain't helpin'.... - Monte Carlo (movie)
Gossip Girl S5 E15 ... ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ The seeds of requited love have been
sown...BLAIR kisses Dan Humphrey back!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥
Okay now the depression has hit me over the death of my black chanteuse...imma
play all friggin Whitney Houston songs while drinkin martini me thinks....:-(
♬♫ 2012 Grammys ♪♫ = ♕ Adele♕ ☞ ☞ ☞ ☞ ♙ Katy Perry ♙ Lady Gaga ♙ Rihanna ♙ Nikki Minaj
Dear Mr. Dickens,
Thank you for Oliver Twist, Ebenezer Scrooge, Tiny Tim, The Artful Dodger, “Pip”, Bob Crachit,
Estella, David Copperfield, Fagin, Little Dorritt, Bill Sykes, Mr. Micawber, Nicholas Nickleby,
and Miss Havisham.
Happy 200th Birthday! Through all of your characters you have become immortal. The best
thing we can do today to celebrate is to read one of your books....
Epic lyrics!!! hahahaha
Walking down the post office to pick up your pensionAnd then your
off to BingoIts become an obsessionSo wary of the kids when their wearin their hoods up And
even if they smile at you, you think it’s a stick upYou only buy the paper to cut out the
couponsYour saving 50p but what do you want with tamponsYour always at the doctor picking up your prescriptionAnd they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
Monumental effort by Novak Djokovic in the 5h 55min Aussie Open men's final. I was screaming
for Nadal from start to finish but Rafa was just beaten by a better tactician in a nailbiter
of a final and the best I have seen in many many years!!!!!! Waaaaaa :-(
The women's final tonight may resemble a noise abatement program between two women
who are products of ex-Soviet genetic athletic excellence but it will still be a showcase of
power against power in women's tennis. Victoria Azarenka deserves her first Grand Slam
title but I will root for tennis' covergirl sensation Maria Sharapova!!! Go Maria!!!!!!!
You never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? .... - Inception (movie)
“The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while
the error of age is to believe that experience is a substitute for intelligence.” We need
the optimism and enthusiasm of youth and the experience and wisdom of age. One
tempers the other. I learn from the young and this entails a lot of discipline. But it
pays off very well! - (anonymous)
I hate sales, in shops. I think it's quite degrading. People who have bought something for the full price should not be confronted with the people who buy the same thing for less later. - Karl Lagerfeld
The holidays will never be an excuse to be lazy, fat and less streamlined!!!!! Eat more then exercise more!!!!
Muscles are scorching with pain but have to get rid of that Choco Wacko I ate last night... Onto my gluts, obliques, abs exercisesssss....
Do you know what they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison??????? - Death Becomes Her (movie)
Forever21 Cebu was not so bad!!!! I mean if you're talking about crowds in a store wait till you get to H & M, Orchard Road, Singapore and you'll experience real CROWDS...
"The best infrastructure is inside like personal habits of cleanliness and consideration: Filth comes from people not buildings: Few men in the world flush and men need to improve their aim with straighter pistols in public toilets:" Only Narita is always spotless but no one else is Japanese" - Teddy Locsin Jr. (Philippine newscaster)
Chiseled looks do not define a straight man ...
Carmina Villaroel-Legaspi :-)
The economy is so bad I saw the Kardashians shopping in the Kardashian section of Sears - Jay Leno hahahahahhahaha
Soooo happy my yoga classes will return to normal scheduling next week and the introduction of pilates on Wednesday is the best icing on the cake - fantastic for core energy yeheyyyy!!!!
For a movie to be brilliant in some definable term, it has to be able to move people and minds. The movie "Kinatay" by B. Mendoza certainly not only moved mine but had the inevitable effect of churning my stomach. I perfectly commiserate with Coco Martin's character vomitting during the last part of the movie. Steel yourself to explore a very dark side to humanity if you want to watch this film!
This is a whirlwind of a day ... from retrieved stolen phones to last minute shopping...are there surprises left for me todayyyy????
Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on. - Jack Nicholson (Witches of Eastwick)
MAC makeup is uber passé!!!!! Tom Ford and Giorgio Armani rule the makeup counters these days!!!!!!
Reality check please...you're still a guy with long hair!!!!! Hahahahahhhhaha
#Fact in Singapore the fine for your fake Louis Vuitton will be more expensive than that bag hahahahahahaha!!!!
Facebook will never be an equalizer... In real life you will always be less-sophisticated, less-educated, awkward in conversation and if possible hideous-looking and lacking the necessary social skills of a well-bred person! So i better delete you so that your assumptions will disappear!!! Hahaha
CAREFUL with the use of the @ button please!!!!!!!! we dont need to mention the FULL name of the person we are alluding to right??????
Family is and should be the foundation of everything that we build in life, and if we try to get that across to people, even young people then many other problems will be resolved within itself... - Miss South Africa (Miss Universe 2003)
Fruit viand once a day and liquids for 1 1/2week have finally taken their toll and caused dizziness and palpitations..... BACK to peanuts for some solid intake! hahahaha
Note to self: Steer away from Somerset 313 shops lest you risk running onto admirers who stalk you till you reach H and M and then say hi to you when you least expect it! Hahahahaha
In the land of the blind you are the one-eyed monster! So open that single eye because the obvious is too palpable to be ignored!!!!!!!
That super awkward moment when your biggest crush in high school is now a bald, muffin-topped, age-ing daddy of four kids...:sigh: I wish time capsules were available for everyone!!!! :(
Show me a good-looking girl and i will show you a guy who is tired of f**king her!!!!
SOmething charitable, food for the soul ... will join MANPRIDE's feeding program in a while..
To let one's beauty go is to desecrate Nature's greatest creation...our bodies...strive to enhance yourself and you will see you will live a less disjointed life. Be beautiful, take your hormones girls lol!!!!
The biggest mistake of many Filipinos is to pretend to be able to afford something!!! Maybe if they cut to the chase and say they dont have enough then they can learn the first lesson of improving themselves by being honest!!!!!!
COFFEE and CONCEALERs are your best friends on a hungover Sunday noon and you have a date in an hour!!!!
Maybe we should stop counting the steps we have YET to take towards our own predefined successes but instead count the steps we have taken to get to where we are now...then we might feel some semblance of happiness :-)
Hope everyone enjoyed what I was able to post.
Tell me which one was your favorite!!!!! Hehehe
Maybe there'll be a part II as there's just too many of them statuses for me to be able to write in one go! hihihihi
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