Friday, February 19, 2010

Dutch anyone?





Hmmmm..... Kelly Van Der Veer is a fantastic beauty. She is Dutch and I have always loved how she looks. She is a big celebrity in her native Netherlands.

A huge favor to my Dutch-speaking fans/viewers and will you please help me understand the whole interaction by translating it to English? Although I have to admit the Dutch language is soft and easy on the ear and quite delightful to listen to :)

Oh and is the cutie seated on the red couch, in the brown jacket and ecru shirt, the guy that Kelly Van Der Veer (the girl in the middle) f**ked inside the Big Brother house during the 2001-2002 Dutch Big Brother season???? I wanna have some of that. Hahaha Gosh I love the tall Dutch men... hahahahaha






Oh and I know a lot of girls have been constructing blogs left and right...Just a cue to my copiers...don't let the heavy English words bring your blog down hahaha darlinggg hahahahaha


UPDATE!!!
Ahhhhh yes it's him Andries De Jong ... the guy Kelly fooled around with in the Big Brother house...












My oh my what a specimen. But unfortunately taken hahaha! No wonder I keep my liaisons with the Dutch men for as long as I can hahahahahaa



(Big thanks www.bigkelly.com for Kelly's wonderful photos and to http://big-andries.nl/ for the Andries' beautiful photos!!! I think it's his official website so give it a visit folks!!)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh yes that Kelly looks gorgeous. Must be really tall I guess. Nah! Just Asian ladyboys less than 5'7" for me.
Oh, rather stunning photo of you in white if I may say so (at the top of this page.)

Johan said...

first minute:
Host: but Kelly, It wasn't like you thought: now i want some more
a little bit uncomprehensble gbberish
or was it immidately 'game over'?
Andries: game over, that's some specal word yes. Kelly was the one that

stopped it. She got out of the bed and sad: but you don't know me at all. This is

something we shouldn't be dong. Then she went away into the garden, crying.

By the way, you turned the stone upside down.
Host: I have a nice surprise for you, Andries, I thought it would be a nice

reunion, because here she is! The one and only Kelly!!!
Kelly comes on stage and says: hy darling during applause.
she hugs obviously and greets the other people.
host: you look incredible today, have a seat, darling.
Kelly: thanks

johan said...

last 45 seconds:
host: thank you, hottie, I like to hear that. but about Andries: when you are sitting next to eachother. When Andries started to kiss with you, (in the Big Brother house) did you think "i have to tell you", or did you think it was a good joke on him.
Kelly: well, when you are in such a Big Brother house, and it is comfortable and cosy, i am not immidiately going to tell people: I was once a guy. That's not something you do. You are also not going to tell everything about your past.
Andries: you did try to tell me 4 or 5 times.
Kelly: i did try it a lot of times, but you really wanted it to work, and i didnt want to let such a guy... (uncomprehensible)
Host: he was very horney about you. he wanted very much. of coarse.
Kelly: well, we had some very good times. Do you regret?
Andries: no

subtitles by johan de vries, Johan1983@hotmail.com

johan said...

third minute:
Andries: is there a little fight between those two? (i guess he is pointing to the

media attention to the 'fights' (between friends, collegues) Gordon and Gerard

Joling (also very famous here, also very gay) it keeps on going back and forth.
Kelly: do I look like a peace-pigeon (vredesduif in dutch means something like

peace-bringer)?
a little uncomprehensible gibberish
host: you are not Kelly, but mother Theresa!
Kelly: I am on a different hormone-trip, so maybe there are some changes

there. My breasts have become a little bigger. And these days i suddenly love

goat-milk.
host: this is becoming a Georgina Verbaan story (a famous Dutch actress, who

was in Playboy with bigger boobs than ever before, but claimed they were all

natural, but got one or 2 cups bigger overnight)
Host: what kind of new hormones are you taking now?
Kelly: I am taking the Androkuur (the hormone medicine?) because I still had

difficulties with hair (she rubs her legs)
Andries gives her champagne, and she shanks him: Oh thank you very much

darling. "and thanks to that medicine my breasts are getting bigger too. So I am

now in some sort of second phase.
Host: and you do not have hair on your breasts?
Jan (guy next to Kelly) :i would like to take a look on your breasts. he is ignored

(his purpose in the show is always questionable, he just sits on the couch, and

usually has no function, just decoration :-))
Host: do you still change? I didnt know that!
Kelly, well, well not so much, but you started about my breasts, and i was just

standing by a mirror and thought, it looks like they have become a little bit

bigger.
Host: hey, but Andries! (kelly interups: hey, but You look good too!)

johan said...

second minute:
Host: you really put effort in your appearance!
Kelly: I absolutely did the best I could today.
Host: I have to be honest, kel (short for Kelly), I am not sure if I am right about

this one, but I think something has changed, isn't it? Since last time?
Kelly: Is that true? My love for you has become bigger, darling. (host looks

pleased)
all people say the word temptation (I guess they mean the television show

temptation island) they laugh, and Kelly excuses for her voice.
Host: why is your voice suddenly low? Have you been going out or anything?
Kelly: Yeah, I have been out this weekend with Gordon (a famous Dutch very

gay singer) I took him out for my birthday. I reached the age of 26 last

saturday. (applause) And he gave me a gift: tickets to a football game of

Barcelone (in Barcelona, Spain, 3 hours by plane from the studio) it was

wonderful.
Host: Wow, so he took you to Barcelona, I misunderstood your words a little bit

(he is joking), and thought to hear: Gorden took me in (in the ass he means) in

barcelona, but she of coarse said 'to barcelona)
Kelly: laughing, and saying: I wish that would be true ;-)
Host: darling, here is your present! (making suggestive moves)
Kelly: you guys have to stop with those catfights...

johan said...

oops, misspelled my email:
johandevries1983@hotmail.com
sorry!