primetime MOVIE!!!

Starring:

Roger Federer




Man on the verge of history....could win 14 Grand Slam titles equaling the most by Pete Sampras...and complete career Grand Slam by winning the only Slam played on clay....

and starring:


Robin Soderling




Swedish spoiler....Nadal vanquisher...total underdog but with the power of a dozen Swedish shiatsu masseurs (at least he's hotter than the Swiss bloke LOLOL)


Anna Wintour




Vogue USA editor....profound and shameless tennis enthusiast and Chanel couture addict...TOTAL Federer ally..... seen clapping, cajoling, cartwheeling with every Federer point won throughout his semifinal match...


Magnus Norman




Robin's guru and mentor....former French Open 2000 men's finalist....the most handsome, hot, delishhhh guy in the stands possibly at least from these eyes' perspective...


Mirka Vavrinec



Mrs. Roger Federer....senior cheerleader of the Federer team, bag and sunglass hag, and would you believe it, an ex-tennis player herself!!!!



Bjorn Borg




Swedish tennis world champion.....Grand Slam titlist extraordinaire....with a list of titles longer than my arm....(POSSIBLY????) secret plotter/FUNDER/FUHRER of another wave of SWEDISH invasion (first started by compatriots Mats Wilander, Stefan Edberg etc)....




Andre Agassi


Former tennis world champion....hot stud if without the beer belly that most American fastfood worshippers proudly sport....Federer fan, pulling for him to win the title for history.....with wife Steffi in picture....he looks like he's proud of the belly LOL


Liisa Winklergirl



Filipina tennis lunatic....wannabe sports correspondent....cute blogger 6,700 miles from the real action but not without the power of pathetic Cable television....will be without her TEQUILA tonight but definitely cheering for the SCANDINAVIAN UNDERDOG!!!! bwahahahahahaha


DUN FORGET TO BRING YOUR POPCORN FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!