photoslutting in Shanghai

and now for the grandest photo blog entry i have ever probably posted .....

i present to you my Shanghai album hehe....Sorry for the dialup users it will take you forever to download my blog if that is the case and to all those in China who cannot view my webpage please use a "proxy website" so you can view my site as my webpage has probably been censored for too much libelous and pornographic content hahahahaha)

I hope you guys have a great time viewing it and please post comments even if it's as simple as saying thank you as it did take quite the effort to accomplish this :)

and...what better way to start a Shanghai photo blog than with Shanghai's best spot...The Bund....(Well this is not the Bund exactly but it is a view from the Bund) LOL


how about a view of Philippine's sluttiest export? LOL


this is probably the best view of the BUND but this is so distorted cause it was taken from the street....and the picture is bad quality too!!!

or am I good enough to be a Shanghai import? LOL

Madame Tussaud's was the best!!!! This might be the closest I could ever get to the stars and literally..It's a bit sad that they have to be inanimate and they can't react to the affection, warmth and lechery I tried sharing with them hahahahha!!!

ohhh Bill Gates I would be a whore for this guy....LOL

Now is this Madame Tussaud's or Madame Defarge of Charles Dickens literature? or Cruella Da Vil of Disneyland Victoranized? LOL

hmmmm did Neil Armstrong looked this good?

hmmmmm now i can use my favorite word these days....Albert I am "cerebrally" yours hahahha

I told you I can go to space for a day.....LOL...now what should I be wearing there? John Galliano, Hussein Chalayan or Cristobal Balenciaga?

Hmmmm Katie will you get jealous? hahaha

oh my Gawd Hannibal Lectern in tux???? I was shaking while i was braced against him LOL

now would you believe I was a big Rambo series fan? well you have no choice when Mom and Dad takes you to the moviehouse and the treat is on them as always as a young infantile individual you have been exposed to these Stallone movies...however I think Sly is cute though hehe even in wax-form :D

the closest thing to royalty the winkler bitch can get LOL

now is this Ferdinand Magellan or Vasco da Gama or Ricky Ricardo? LOL

The world can only stand testament to the enigma of this man even in death and in wax LOL

I told you....Plastic makes fantastic!!!! LOL

hmmmm.....i think your songs suck but hey you're a babe-magnet so congratulations LOL

hmmmm ok this is for my Chinese fans LOL

ohhhh Charlie Chaplin....how sweet is this sugar cane of yours???? LOL

now how many times do you get 007 to hold hands with you and he is at work too??? LOL

i have never felt uglier in my life than having breakfast at tiffany's!!!! LOL

Look what I did to the Terminator in a fit of rage and fury bwahahahaha!!!

this is the best way to ride Formula 1 racecar!!!!!! hehehehe ...

Hmmm I felt like Victoria Beckham for a minute hahahaha ....

hmmm is it too obvious I'm rubbing against this Brazilian jock LOL

Hey Tiger Woods needs some divine inspiration too you know????

Hmmm I am rubbing against Air Jordan too.....what a wench I am LOL

Wowww! Is Yao Ming really this big???? hahahahahahahahhahaahhaha

I love Edison Chen but not his wax alter-ego LOL

May I be your love tart? hahahahahhaa

I'm trying to break up the Brangelina loveteam hahaha

Wow i have never tried a threesome but four men....yummyyyyy LOL

Of course I am not necrophiliac so I chose the one who was still alive hahahahahahahahhahaha!!!

Oh dear I could not stand it I had to abandon all decorum and etiquette and leave my chair and give Georgie a fondle LOL

more Shanghai....This is at the bottom of Jin Mao Towers...

a view from top of Jin Mao Tower...

Ok now more on the star of the show and enough of these impersonal structures hahahahahha

Of course they should remain the background LOL

this is a nice miniature of the whole tower...impressive ain't it?

skeletally exposed building.....

this is the Pearl TV tower behind me...I am a bit far but what the heck it's not called a tower if it was not meant to be visible hahahahaha

Chinese Coca cola...tastes like...any other Coca-Cola in the world! hahahaha

Shanghai traffic!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr...

Bikes are one of the most ubiquitous forms of transportation around...Maybe I will try one soon as I am here for the next couple of days :D

Shanghai from a taxi cab window perspective.....

Shanghai from the perspective of a Pizza Hut window....LOL

now this is what I call an impenetrable fortress of monetary proportions!!! LOL

and the author of this shiteous, cerebrally challenging and orgasmic altar.....sleepy and tired but very happy....hehehe Expect a revision of this post as i take more and more photos the next couple of days!!!

Arrivederci Everybody!!!!