scented or not?

Heavens oh heavens...the winklergirl has an obsession so arcane that she herself does not know where its stemmed from or took root at. You may have known how she has gone from makeup to lingerie to sex books to white sneakers and so on and so forth but this one is a cancer that is
turning malignant each second as she parols the purchasing cesspits of the well-ventilated areas of barter and trade called malls...

Their fragrance is subtly tempting, their colors are subliminally attractive and they bring about such softness and scent that her skin has never known...

She senses this will be the ruination of her, the ultimatum of obsessions of inanimate objects and the most bizaare of her hedonistic tendencies LOL

The latest winklergirl craze is....

Soaps!!!!

Oh God help her....LOL

woman most remarkable...

One of the most indelible images in my life is my grandmother. I am pretty sure she also made quite the impression on my cousins. She is my paternal grandmother and her husband died on the year I was born so growing up I only knew and embraced one grandparent. My grandmommy and granddaddy on my Momma's side I never really came to know because i had only met my mother's Mommy once or twice and given that she had broken up with her husband ages ago I will probably never meet my maternal granddad. Now isn't that a confusing mix of family tree! LOL

Let's go back to father's mother. She was feminine dominance personified! She had the tongue of a virago and could wield a torrent of verbal lashes on anyone who displeased her. Hell if I can use my vocabulary to dissect people on yahoo and msn messenger, I definitely pale in comparison in terms of impact to my grandmomma. Man, could she eviscerate us when she gave us the "sermon!!!" She really gave justice to one of my own personal lessons "I would rather be whipped physically than given a tongue-spanking." The "sermon" was a gospel of words which seesawed from a firm description of the misdeed we had committed to a harsh almost demeaning lesson on avoiding the repetition of such an act or else physical punishment would follow! Any cousin of mine can give testimony as to how mentally exhausting a "sermon" can be especially if you committed something to warrant the experience.

One of the most unforgettable episodes which to this day still frightens me when I think about it was when she dealt with one of my male cousins. She had found him wearing a shirt which looked like one of those worn by your rockstar idols, Steven Tyler or Axel Rose. It was torn beyond recognition no doubt in an attempt at emulating his screaming banshee of a musical idol's garb. She gave him a thunderous hour-long sermon which rendered him debilitated and deranged. Dwelling on the existence of more decent-looking clothes in his closet to the condemnation of the act of his mangling his current outfit was just among the contents of the lesson she gave him that moment. He must have locked himself up in his room for days after the sermon and hid from grandma whenever he saw she was about.

She adored her plants! She had beautiful pots with these green beings all over the compound. On many mornings I would find her using her own hands to dig through a pot and remove worms or placing a recently acquired seedling on an ice cream container with some soil in it. Oh she loved these living but inanimate creatures. Eternal damnation befell anyone who broke one of her pots or stepped on one of her beloved folliage! Hahahaha! The "sermon" would be administered plus a spanking or two. I never knew how we managed to escape her punishment when on more than one occasion we played with her smaller pots and hosed them with water or removed all the leaves of the ones we thought were ugly LOL. She must have been on vacation then or something.

On certain days of the week there would be a massive procession of people in the compound cooking "cacao" or the cocoa seedlings or fruit which my Grandma sold as pure dried cocoa in brown wrapping paper. There would be other grannies sitting on chairs while stirring extracts inside massive pans. The air was thick of the smell of burning wood and the products they were making. My grandma would be in her element in these gatherings. Her voice gave commands which could be heard three neighborhoods away and taking charge of everything in the whole process. What a figure indeed even among adults like her!

And she was deeply religious too. She encouraged and motivated the practice of reciting the Rosary in each and every family. Her prayers would be heard across the compound and we would keep our voices quiet and the television volume down lest we attract her attention and the necessary disciplinary measure! It was extraordinary how she could manage to always pray on time despite her many activities throughout the day. She was popular in the city too as she got invited to mass Rosary recitals and funeral prayers. Our church loved her because of her faithful service, charisma in prayer recitals and unwavering presence on important events in the church calendar. I could very well say she was well-respected not because she gave monetary donations but because her passionate efforts at helping in many Church services stood out more than anyone else's.

She is still alive to this day and still wields a remarkable presence when she makes appearances on family occasions. But she is now a shadow of the tiger she once was. Her voice is a bit gentler now yet still firm and she has mellowed down on the "sermons." Arthritis has attacked her feet and hands. She can still walk but she has a slight and barely visible limp now. She forgets things and people too. She cannot recognize me I think because of the many changes I have undergone LOL. Her physical challenges may have helped in the toning down I believe. But remarkably she still wakes up so early and manages to get to Church even on her own. She even takes time to go around and watch television in some of the homes within the compound. Ah what healthy diet and vegetables can indeed do in the long term run! She is remarkable...

I have so much respect for her because...she was a hands-on grandma. She never hesitated to wade into dirty soil when she was gardening or to wipe dust from our faces whenever she saw us looking barbaric. Of course I got my share of "sermons" which also left me physically drained and mentally demented. But in many ways when i think of it now I can say we need her now more than ever because the families within our clan have become too divided and too concerned with private interests. Many of my nephews and nieces quit school and lack the drive to better themselves. They are like stray sheep who need an able and strict shepherd. We need her discipline and dominance again. But I know of course that that is demanding too much. My grandma has reached past her prime and does not have the same diesel fuel running through her veins in the past. She deserves to lead the quiet and relaxed life too. And all of us are more than willing to give that to her. We want her to be happy. This entry is a tribute to her presence in my life. I am thankful for the discipline and mark she has left on me. I will more than look forward to seeing her again when I get back from my trips.

a slice of verbal heaven

finally! finally! finally!

I found the book I have been looking for since time immemorial....

I have been looking for a copy of this literary artwork ever since my first one perished forever either through the insensitivity or cunning of the last borrower or the gnawings of the flame of an overturned candle resulting in a small fire which ate through my old room because of my carelessness LOL

Basically this book chronicles the sexual adventures and misadventures of a truly lecherous Englishman as well as the educated and miseducated thoughts running through his mind on everything sexual from self-appeasing to quasihomosexual tendencies. He also creates a mental diary of his own growth as a sexual being from early childhood recollections of his plump nurse's bosom to his encounters with "wenches" which border on criminal acts of juvenile physical trespassing and pure libidinal bravado. That I should say is an appropriate but minute summary of the whole verbal concoction I have so dutifully pasted above.

Although this paperback has to be piled along with a seriously numerous backlog of reading material which I still have to tackle, I am so ecstatic to have finally acquired this particular title because I have been scouring the bookstores, including well-known and obscure bookworm haunts all over the nations i have gone to for the last four to five years.

Let me enjoy this moment of orgasming (how appropriate!!!! re: the book title and genre hahahaha) at the sight of this masterpiece in my collection!!! LOL

P.S. razrman, I thank you immensely for the beautiful piece of literature you gave as a gift...i deeply apologize though for banishing it to the infamous winklergirl backlog of books LOL but fret not my friend for i shall, in a moment of intellectual estrus and mental inertia, pore over and tackle them including the inspirational literary work you gave me ....:)

shall i wear your...lingerieee???

thank you to the gorgeous one who gifted me with these heavenly laced creations!!!!! a girl just loves lingerie like these.... love the feel of them on myyyy skinnnn.... LOL ... hugs and kisses to you darling from HONGKONG!!!!

photoslutting in Shanghai

and now for the grandest photo blog entry i have ever probably posted .....

i present to you my Shanghai album hehe....Sorry for the dialup users it will take you forever to download my blog if that is the case and to all those in China who cannot view my webpage please use a "proxy website" so you can view my site as my webpage has probably been censored for too much libelous and pornographic content hahahahaha)

I hope you guys have a great time viewing it and please post comments even if it's as simple as saying thank you as it did take quite the effort to accomplish this :)

and...what better way to start a Shanghai photo blog than with Shanghai's best spot...The Bund....(Well this is not the Bund exactly but it is a view from the Bund) LOL


how about a view of Philippine's sluttiest export? LOL


this is probably the best view of the BUND but this is so distorted cause it was taken from the street....and the picture is bad quality too!!!

or am I good enough to be a Shanghai import? LOL

Madame Tussaud's was the best!!!! This might be the closest I could ever get to the stars and literally..It's a bit sad that they have to be inanimate and they can't react to the affection, warmth and lechery I tried sharing with them hahahahha!!!

ohhh Bill Gates I would be a whore for this guy....LOL

Now is this Madame Tussaud's or Madame Defarge of Charles Dickens literature? or Cruella Da Vil of Disneyland Victoranized? LOL

hmmmm did Neil Armstrong looked this good?

hmmmmm now i can use my favorite word these days....Albert I am "cerebrally" yours hahahha

I told you I can go to space for a day.....LOL...now what should I be wearing there? John Galliano, Hussein Chalayan or Cristobal Balenciaga?

Hmmmm Katie will you get jealous? hahaha

oh my Gawd Hannibal Lectern in tux???? I was shaking while i was braced against him LOL

now would you believe I was a big Rambo series fan? well you have no choice when Mom and Dad takes you to the moviehouse and the treat is on them as always as a young infantile individual you have been exposed to these Stallone movies...however I think Sly is cute though hehe even in wax-form :D

the closest thing to royalty the winkler bitch can get LOL

now is this Ferdinand Magellan or Vasco da Gama or Ricky Ricardo? LOL

The world can only stand testament to the enigma of this man even in death and in wax LOL

I told you....Plastic makes fantastic!!!! LOL

hmmmm.....i think your songs suck but hey you're a babe-magnet so congratulations LOL

hmmmm ok this is for my Chinese fans LOL

ohhhh Charlie Chaplin....how sweet is this sugar cane of yours???? LOL

now how many times do you get 007 to hold hands with you and he is at work too??? LOL

i have never felt uglier in my life than having breakfast at tiffany's!!!! LOL

Look what I did to the Terminator in a fit of rage and fury bwahahahaha!!!

this is the best way to ride Formula 1 racecar!!!!!! hehehehe ...

Hmmm I felt like Victoria Beckham for a minute hahahaha ....

hmmm is it too obvious I'm rubbing against this Brazilian jock LOL

Hey Tiger Woods needs some divine inspiration too you know????

Hmmm I am rubbing against Air Jordan too.....what a wench I am LOL

Wowww! Is Yao Ming really this big???? hahahahahahahahhahaahhaha

I love Edison Chen but not his wax alter-ego LOL

May I be your love tart? hahahahahhaa

I'm trying to break up the Brangelina loveteam hahaha

Wow i have never tried a threesome but four men....yummyyyyy LOL

Of course I am not necrophiliac so I chose the one who was still alive hahahahahahahahhahaha!!!

Oh dear I could not stand it I had to abandon all decorum and etiquette and leave my chair and give Georgie a fondle LOL

more Shanghai....This is at the bottom of Jin Mao Towers...

a view from top of Jin Mao Tower...

Ok now more on the star of the show and enough of these impersonal structures hahahahahha

Of course they should remain the background LOL

this is a nice miniature of the whole tower...impressive ain't it?

skeletally exposed building.....

this is the Pearl TV tower behind me...I am a bit far but what the heck it's not called a tower if it was not meant to be visible hahahahaha

Chinese Coca cola...tastes like...any other Coca-Cola in the world! hahahaha

Shanghai traffic!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr...

Bikes are one of the most ubiquitous forms of transportation around...Maybe I will try one soon as I am here for the next couple of days :D

Shanghai from a taxi cab window perspective.....

Shanghai from the perspective of a Pizza Hut window....LOL

now this is what I call an impenetrable fortress of monetary proportions!!! LOL

and the author of this shiteous, cerebrally challenging and orgasmic altar.....sleepy and tired but very happy....hehehe Expect a revision of this post as i take more and more photos the next couple of days!!!

Arrivederci Everybody!!!!